Australian Tumbleweeds
A Decade of Paying Attention
In a semi-recent interview to promote the return of Have You Been Paying Attention? – in the real estate supplement Domain, of all places – Tom Gleisner pointed out it was now a full decade since HYBPA? first aired on Ten, and that the first few seasons had been teetering on the edge of cancellation:
“I love HYBPA more because it almost didn’t happen,” Gleisner says.
“We had two seasons run and didn’t have many people watching. We came close to being axed, but Channel 10 stuck with us, and we slowly found an audience. We weren’t an overnight success.”
Considering that seems like the exact opposite of the approach taken these days with new shows, how exactly did Ten pull off this miracle?
For starters, going by our original review, it seems like at least some of the basics of today’s HYBPA? were in place from the get-go:
Host Tom Gleisner asks a question, one of the panel makes a smart-arse answer, someone else gives a proper answer, we move on.
And then there’s the elements that weren’t quite the same. For one, it was initially a half hour show that aired early on Sunday nights (at one stage at 6pm). Which explains why we were initially a bit skeptical about its long-term prospects:
This kind of show is too light and fluffy to survive in prime time, but these days local product costs too much to show anywhere outside the big ratings periods. Ideally it’d be on 5.30pm weeknights (which is when Ten runs its news, so no go) or somewhere early Saturday night (which is now a ratings graveyard, so no go there either). Sundays at 7pm is a decent enough compromise, but ideally this would be on in a slightly out-of-the-way timeslot (not too late though, as it’s firmly family-friendly) where it could slowly build a fanbase. You know, like television shows used to do back in the 1980s.
Did they listen to us? Of course not. But they did try something a little different when the series returned in 2014: an up late edition:
they went to air at the usual time (6pm) with the usual episode, then at 10.30pm they ran an extended “after dark” version that was around ten minutes longer. Has society gone mad?
We figured this could be a couple of things. Maybe a trial for a later timeslot? Maybe an attempt to boost ratings by showing basically the same show twice? The ABC had recently tried that with Randling, showing it multiple times each week.
And once again, we had no clue. A month or so later the show moved from 6pm Sundays to 9.30pm Mondays, expanded to an hour, and pretty much took off from there.
What’s perhaps more interesting than this tale of the little TV series that could (and our complete inability to run a television network) is the background against which all this took place.
These days Working Dog basically just makes HYBPA? (and now, The Cheap Seats). A decade ago they’d just come off the talk show Pictures of You, the cooking show parody Audrey’s Kitchen, strangely pointless movie Any Questions For Ben?, and were still peddling Santo, Sam & Ed’s various sports shows – plus they had a political play (The Speechmaker) ready to hit the stage.
HYBPA? put paid to all that. Since it took off, all they’ve done is the ABC sitcom Utopia and the largely derided animated series Pacific Heat. Narrowing their focus to a single series made sense then and it still does now: HYBPA? looks like a lot of work and runs half the year. But as they’ve cut back on their output, so has Australian comedy across the board.
Looking back a decade ago reveals a lot of still-familiar titles. Gruen, Mad as Hell, even Spicks & Specks (the crap 2014 version). It also reveals a lot of other now forgotten series and formats (remember sketch comedy?) that were replaced by absolutely nothing.
At first it wasn’t all bad. HYBPA? made panel shows like the ABC’s Tractor Monkeys and Dirty Laundry Live look somewhat second rate; when they fell under the axe (due to budget cuts as much as anything), they weren’t replaced or missed. But after a while, you start to wonder: maybe a new comedy panel show might not be so bad*?
If you’d told us that 2013 was going to be the last year Australian comedy made any long lasting hits, and that every year that followed would see the number of comedy series shrink, we’d… well, we were pretty cynical even back then, so we probably wouldn’t have been too shocked. And hey, the best shows back then are still the best shows now!
There’s just not a lot else left to choose from.
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*and then you get Win the Week
Brown is the New Black
Press release time!
The lady in brown returns as cameras roll again on award-winning, smash hit ABC comedy Fisk
The ABC is thrilled to announce filming has commenced on the second 6-part season of Fisk – ABC TV’s number one series of 2021. The award-winning and publicly adored comedy series is created, written and directed by – and starring – one of Australia’s favourite comedians, Kitty Flanagan.
Along with Flanagan starring as Helen Tudor-Fisk, reprising their much-loved roles are Julia Zemiro and Marty Sheargold as solicitor siblings Roz & Ray Gruber, and Aaron Chen as everyone’s favourite probate clerk/webmaster, George. They’re set to be joined by a cavalcade of Australia’s funniest performers in guest roles as we return to the offices of suburban wills and probate law firm, Gruber and Associates.
With Roz stepping aside to start her own mediation business (within the Gruber offices) Helen is determined to take on a more senior role at Gruber & Associates. However, Helen’s grand vision to become partner looks set to come unstuck when she’s featured in a current affair show hit piece, and she has to repair her damaged reputation.
Internationally, Fisk won Series Mania 2021 – Best Series – Comedy Competition as well as taking home two AACTA Awards for Best Narrative Comedy Series and Best Comedy Performer for Kitty Flanagan. It also won the Screen Producers Award for Best Comedy Series, and is nominated for the 2022 TV Week Logies for Most Popular Comedy Series and Most Popular Actress (Kitty Flanagan).
Kitty Flanagan says “So excited to be putting back on the brown suit again as we get ready to shoot Fisk season 2. The Gruber’s are back, Roz’s hair is back and of course everyone’s favourite webmaster is back too! Here’s hoping I remember how to do acting!”
ABC Head of Comedy, Todd Abbott says “Fisk was the Australian TV sensation of 2021, which was no surprise given the sensational team of talented humans who bring it to life. Like more than two million other viewers, I cannot wait to devour another season of this joyous, sharp, laugh-out-loud comedy.”
Fisk season 2 will air later in 2022 on ABC TV and ABC iview
Just to confirm the obvious, this is good news. Fisk was (and by the looks of things, still is) the only ABC comedy in recent years to actually be a comedy and not just a quirky drama with sarcastic dialogue.
Sure, we still have questions. Is “publicly adored” the new “critically acclaimed”? Where exactly did that “more than two million viewers” figure come from? Seriously, that seems a little high unless it’s some dubious “clicks equals views” metric.
But any way you slice it, having Fisk back in 2022 is the kind of win we’re happy to take… even if the press release calls it “joyous”.
Shut Up and Limbo
There are two basic approaches to screen comedy in 2022: comedy, which is 100% aimed at making the audience laugh, and dramedy, which contains a mix of comedic and dramatic elements. Long time readers of this blog know which approach we favour, which is why the announcement of a new comedy is cause for celebration, and the realisation that a newly announced comedy might be more of a dramedy is a real letdown.
Speaking of which, here’s an announcement we saw recently on TV Tonight:
ABC this week announced a new six-part comedy series Limbo described as a compelling, honest and charmingly funny story about how hard it is to let go of those we love – especially when they’re taken too soon.
Produced by Bunya Productions (Mystery Road, The Drover’s Wife) and Heiress Films (Man Up, Making Couples Happy), Limbo is created by writer Lucas Taylor (Harrow, Vikings: Athelstan’s Journal) and directed by Trent O’Donnell (No Activity, The Letdown, Brooklyn Nine-Nine).
Todd Abbott, Head of Comedy for the ABC, said, “From the moment I read the first scene, I knew this series was something very special. Finding genuine comedy in grief is no mean feat, and this talented team has delivered scripts with the perfect balance. We’re really excited to share these characters and this very relatable story with Australian audiences.”
Screen Australia’s Head of Content Grainne Brunsdon said, “Limbo is a smart and relatable comedy with a powerful message at its heart about friendship, mental health and grief. We’re pleased to support Heiress Films making their first foray into scripted content and working together with the excellent team at Bunya Productions this is set to be a high quality Australian series.”
Screen Queensland’s CEO Kylie Munnich said, “Screen Queensland has supported this project since its inception, via a major development initiative as well as funding Lucas Taylor’s residency at the Charlie’s Writers Lab in Los Angeles, where the script was further refined with Trent O’Donnell (pictured). We’re delighted to see this poignant and important story come to life, soon to commence filming in Queensland.”
Producing team David Jowsey, Greer Simpkin and Jennifer Cummins said, “Bunya Productions and Heiress Films are delighted to be working with the talents of Lucas Taylor and director Trent O’Donnell to create a rich comedy about love and loss and the relationship of two young men whose friendship gets real once the real walls disappear.”
When Charlie’s best friend dies at just 38, Charlie suppresses his own pain in order to support his mate’s widow and young daughter. But he is soon forced to face his own demons when the ghost of his dead friend begins ‘haunting’ him. There are no levitating tables or flying books, but confronting the spectre of loss is the scariest thing Charlie’s ever done. The only comfort is that he’s facing it with his charming, witty and garrulous best mate by his side – albeit in apparition form.
People expecting an Australian version of Ghosts (episodes of which were directed by Trent O’Donnell) should perhaps move on, as the sort of words peppering this announcement (“honest”, “poignant”, “charming”) indicate that Limbo won’t be so much about belly laughs, more exploration of grief and mental illness with the odd gag. So, exactly like almost everything else the ABC has made recently, then.
Occupying the other side of the comedy coin, in the sense that there’s nothing poignant about this series, is the new YouTube series Shut Up, starring Debra Lawrence (Please Like Me) and Celia Pacquola (Rosehaven).
Written and created by Sarina Rowell and directed by Tony Martin (a pair who last collaborated on the podcast sitcom Childproof), Shut Up is a spot-on portrait of the relationship between a Boomer mother and her daughter. Across six, five-minute-long episodes, we see Marian (Lawrence) and Sybylla (Pacquola) meet at Marian’s to catch up and watch TV together between lockdowns.
Most of the laughs come from the clashes between the two – bored, relatively-affluent, pushy, obsessional Marian versus world-weary cynical Gen-Y Sybylla – although there are plenty of asides about classic cinema, trash TV and pop culture to enjoy as well.
And while there’s an undercurrent of many of the issues you get in dramedies (mental illness, generational tension) the point of the show is to make you laugh rather than move you, which is always a good thing as dramedies often struggle to get the balance right and end up being dull (i.e. the Trent O’Donnell-directed The Moodys). But there’s no time to be dull in Shut Up’s five-minute-long episodes, so the action moves along at a swift pace. So, if you’re looking for short sharp laughs, you could do worse than giving it a try
It’s Good News Week(ly)
With The Weekly and The Cheap Seats now on the air, is Australia big enough to have two news summary shows? Fortunately for viewers, the two are aimed at two very different audiences. On the one hand, The Weekly has Charlie Pickering behind a desk shouting lines like “For a second there I thought I was going to have to stop having sex with my monkey”. On the other, The Cheap Seats is funny.
The stark difference between the two was underlined in a week where there was only one big news story: a truck got stuck under Melbourne’s Montague St bridge yet again the election. Unsurprisingly, both The Weekly and The Cheap Seats used a couple of the same clips (Peter Van Onselen forgetting to vote, Seven’s Screen of Dreams), creating a rare head-to-head clash of the comedy titans.
Obviously comedy is subjective and only a complete idiot would even try to compare one joke with another. So yeah, The Cheap Seats was funnier.
In case you forgot The Weekly airs on the ABC, there were plenty of segments aimed at winning over the pension-age crowd by showing their peers still out and about. There was a lot of footage of the return yet again of John Howard, and a lot of footage of the return yet again of Roy & H.G. What’s next – the return yet again of Aunty Jack?
In another youth-friendly high point, the centerpiece of tonight’s Weekly was an interview with Leigh Sales, AKA the kind of cross promotion we’ve come to expect from pretty much everything out of the Working Dog warehouse over on Ten. And yet Pickering asking the host of 730 “what was it about Shane Warne that fascinated you?” still seemed like television hitting a new low. Especially as there didn’t seem to be anything being cross-promoted?
The real problem with The Weekly is that it’s The Weekly with Charlie Pickering. Pickering is basically a newsreader who’s somewhat less charming than Rove McManus; having him do literally everything – desk jokes, introducing clip sketches, conducting interviews, starring in comedy explainers explaining cutting edge topics like smart phones (that can’t be right – ed) – just hammers home how bad he is at doing at least three of those things.
(seriously, the explainer on smart phones was subpar stuff. If you’re going to say “without smart phones we’re adrift”, the bit about having to print out your vaccination statement makes zero sense in mid-2022. Complaining about being lost at a tram stop would maybe work if the tram stop he was at didn’t have both a route map and a screen providing updates as to when the next tram was coming)
But who cares about any of that when you have a studio audience willing to go nuts at you mocking an overseas person’s accent? It’s somewhat telling that while The Cheap Seats (and Have You Been Paying Attention?) have small studio audiences that rarely draw attention to themselves, The Weekly seems to have gone down the path much loved of ABC live entertainment and pulled in a crowd wacked out on the kind of sugar rush that usually ends in a diabetic coma.
It’s nice that the studio audience are enjoying themselves; it’s not so nice when their enjoyment detracts from everyone else’s. Used well, a studio audience is the equivalent of a decent movie sound track – a barely noticeable attempt to manipulate the emotions of the viewer. As used on The Weekly, it’s more like the blunt force trauma of the soundtrack to MasterChef.
Put another way, if you have to work this hard to tell us Charlie Pickering is hilarious, maybe he’s not as hilarious as you think.
Post-election comedy wash-up
Are you happy with Saturday’s election results? The ABC and SBS must be:
An Albanese Labor Government will provide certainty for the national broadcasters, the ABC and SBS, by providing them with five-year funding terms.
This five-year funding commitment is in addition to Labor’s previous commitment that an Albanese Government will reverse Scott Morrison’s cut of $83.7 million to the ABC.
It is essential to bolster the independence and stability of the national broadcasters as a guard against political interference in Australia’s democratic institutions.
Source: https://www.alp.org.au/policies/better-funded-abc
And while there’s no mention of more money for comedy in Labor’s pledges, apart from a vague pledge to support local programming and production, a better-funded ABC and SBS is always a good thing.
This year’s Federal Election was notable, in comparison to those in the past decade or so, for the lack of election satire on the ABC. Gone are the days of Chaser specials and other election-themed comedy programs. In 2022, we got a couple sketches from Mark Humphries and Sammy J (as part of their regular runs), the usual half-arsed coverage from The Weekly (which was also on-air anyway) and two episodes of Gruen Nation. Making Gruen Nation the only election special the ABC had the money for.
The second episode of Gruen Nation, which aired days before election day, distinguished itself by including the prediction from panellist Toby Ralph – a man described on the website Pimiso as a marketing strategist for cigarette firms, nuclear waste corporations, live meat exporters, Murray Basin irrigators and banks, who worked on all of John Howard’s election campaigns – that the Teal Independents were “losers”. That aged well.
Meanwhile, over at The Weekly, we saw the culmination of their running segment “The Ricky Muir Award for the obscure candidates we hope will hold the balance of power largely for our own entertainment.” Like Ralph’s prediction about the Teal Independents, this segment also looks like an idea that failed to read the room, for if Saturday’s results tell us anything it’s that Australians are sick of blowhards and joke candidates and want serious and intelligent politicians in office who’ll do something about issues such as climate change and corruption.
Ironically, the winner of the Ricky Muir Award was independent Victorian Senate candidate Max Dicks, who was standing on issues including climate change and corruption. Although the reason he won the award was because a) he’s a bit eccentric and b) he has the surname Dicks. And while all the dick pun was kinda funny for the first 20 seconds, The Weekly were really stretching the point once they got past minute two.
Dicks, in case you’re wondering if the publicity boost saw him win a seat in the Senate, polled just over 1,300 votes. So, back to whatever he does normally for him.
And back, too, to whatever it’s trying to do for The Weekly. It’d be nice to think that a funding boost for the ABC might trickle down to The Weekly and enable them to, say, hire more writers and be funnier, but we doubt it. Can you imagine them ever doing anything as funny as the recent finale of Mad As Hell, with the Kraken in an “It’s Time” t-shirt? We can’t.
How to Please a Comedy Fan
How to Please a Woman is an Australian comedy film, and we’ll stop right there because when it comes to films “comedy” doesn’t mean what it used to. For one thing, this isn’t very funny – and it’s not trying to be.
“Comedy” now, in films and increasingly everywhere else, basically means “not serious drama”. Jokes, quips, any real attempt at humour at all are no longer requirements. Obviously we wish we’d remembered this before rushing out to see How to Please a Woman, but we can’t sink the boot into an unfunny film when being funny was clearly never going to be on the cards.
After all, the film begins like this: when she finds herself downsized out of her job as a loss adjuster, Gina (Sally Phillips) goes around to her last client – a faltering removalist firm – and suggests a restructure. Hilarious!
But when the all-male cleaning firm she turns them into turns out to be more in demand for turning tricks for its middle-aged female clientele (though they still have to do a good job with the cleaning), Gina finds herself in what sounds like a wacky 70s-style sex romp but is actually a fairly sober and thoughtful look at female wants and desires.
Much like a comedy, this isn’t going for strict realism: this is a sunny West Australian world full of frustrated and horny middle-aged women (most of Gina’s clients come from her swimming group) and the young studs (notably decent bloke and part-time stripper Alexander England) willing to take the time to give them exactly what they need.
There are also a few middle aged men like Gina’s husband (Cameron Daddo), who has lost interest in sex and hang on a sec, isn’t this the basic premise of Married… With Children? If there wasn’t an episode where Peggy Bundy became a pimp complete with funky 70s-style wardrobe, somebody there was asleep at the wheel. Married… With Children ran for over 250 episodes!
(despite her clearly being a pimp, there is no scene in How to Please a Woman where Gina dresses like a pimp. Also absent from the film: Gina developing a pimp limp, Gina walking with a pimp stick, and Gina doling out the pimp slaps)
“What if we did a sex comedy but took it seriously and also didn’t show any sex” doesn’t exactly seem like a crowd-pleaser. But for the most part this is a warm-hearted film that takes the idea of middle aged women demanding decent sex and runs with it.
Sadly it doesn’t run anywhere funny or all that dramatic – just imagine a version with the genders reversed and you’ll realise this is a story that has smoothed off pretty much all the rough edges when it comes to the glamourous world of sex work – but at least its heart is in the right place.
Just maybe put in a few jokes next time.
It’s News But Not As We Know It
Have You Been Paying Attention? is back for 2022 and it’s like it never went away. Well, apart from all the panelists seemingly having gotten engaged or had children over the break; guess all those lockdowns last year had an effect after all.
With the election campaign dragging itself into the final week, in its first episode back HYBPA? cast a rare glance towards politics to make a few quick gags early on before moving onto more traditional territory; jokes about Tom Gleisner’s age, Ed Kavalee’s startlingly ripped torso, Kitty Flanagan’s campervan, and Aaron Chen’s rich history of watching two musicals.
Later on we got the trainwreck that was “Candidate or Cartoon” (trust us, you had to be there), which further underlined the show’s stance on politics: the candidates might be funny in and of themselves, but as far as their actual politics goes… hey, does anyone remember Amy Wong, supporting character from Futurama? Because we’re going to be talking about her a lot more than we are about policy.
The real political coverage coming out of Working Dog this week was on The Cheap Seats, largely because the news clip format means they’re tied to the week’s news coverage. But there’s also more of a sense with The Cheap Seats that – despite a lot of jokes that are a product of the HYBPA? writers room – we’re watching a more specific take on the week.
They’re the hosts and the faces of the show, and yet it’s still easy to overlook the contribution Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald make to The Cheap Seats. They take a show that’s 80% clips and (decent) scripted gags and turn it into something that feels as freewheeling and lively as, well, HYBPA?
But it took that show years and a bit of tinkering to silence the “it feels too scripted” critics; meanwhile the glee and disbelief with which Mel & Tim introduce their new segment “Crime Time” turns what is basically yet more news clips of shabby types and ram raiding sheep into the kind of silly fun the ABC would kill for if they still made comedy panel shows.
This also means The Cheap Seats has a personality – or just a point of view – in a way that HYBPA? doesn’t quite manage. HYBPA? does have a bunch of running gags, mostly revolving around Tom (the sniping between Sam and Tom, references to Tom’s age, Tom turning up in the promo shots for the car sponsor), but that’s comedy character stuff; push Gleisner under a bus and Glenn Robbins could slide right in.
When HYBPA? touches on politics (or anything else), it does so lightly, briefly, and in as generic a fashion as possible. Ed Kavalee making an Engadine Maccas reference is almost startling; it’s a show that gets its laughs by focusing on laughs over everything else – and if there’s something that might stop some viewers from laughing, like a strong political opinion, it’s not going to make it to a second joke.
It’s clearly an approach that works, but it has its limits. When Melanie Bracewell says “I’m going to die if I hear that again” after they play that “There’s a hole in your budget, dear Labor dear Labor” jingle, it’s both a personal opinion and the kind of thing that endears you to an audience that – at a guess – is made up of around 80% people who are also absolutely sick of that jingle. Can’t wait for Gruen to tell us it’s marketing genius!*
HYBPA? works because it has a solid format, the jokes are much more hit than miss, and the guests (and host) make it just shambolic enough to feel like the comedy is flowing naturally. The Cheap Seats has a lot of the same core DNA and loose style, but the hosts give it an individual spin – by using that looseness to come across as individuals.
… actually, make that, likable, funny individuals; we wouldn’t want to get them confused with 90% of the hosts on Australian television.
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*this prediction went on to come true, surprising pretty much no-one – “I do think the Liberal Party has some of the best negatives I’ve ever seen” was one somewhat memorable quote from the Gruen panel, though presumably they only meant in an advertising sense
The Logies are back!
The TV Week Logie Awards will be held for the first time since 2019 next month. So let’s take a look at the comedy and comedy-adjacent nominations for 2022…
Gold Logie for Most Popular Personality on Australian Television
- Hamish Blake, Lego Masters Australia, 9Network
- Julia Morris, I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!, Network 10
- Karl Stefanovic, Today/ 60 Minutes, 9Network
- Melissa Leong, MasterChef Australia / Celebrity MasterChef Australia, Network 10
- Ray Meagher, Home And Away, Seven Network
- Sonia Kruger, Big Brother, Holey Moley, Dancing with The Stars: All Stars, The Voice Australia, The Voice Australia Generations, Seven Network
- Tom Gleeson, Hard Quiz, ABC
Tom Gleeson may have won this in 2019, but his time – and whatever joke/point he was trying to make – has passed. This’ll go to someone from a show that lots of people give a damn about, which judging from the nominees, will be someone from a reality show.
Bert Newton Award for Most Popular Presenter
- Carrie Bickmore, The Project, Network 10
- Hamish Blake, Lego Masters Australia, 9Network
- Leigh Sales, 7.30, ABC
- Melissa Leong, MasterChef Australia / Celebrity MasterChef Australia, Network 10
- Sonia Kruger, Big Brother, Holey Moley, Dancing with The Stars: All Stars, The Voice Australia, The Voice Australia Generations, Seven Network
- Tom Gleeson, Hard Quiz, ABC
Gleeson has a better chance winning this award…perhaps. But given that the nominees are very similar to those for Gold, it’s very possible that the same person could pick up both the Gold and the Newton.
TV WEEK Silver Logie – Most Popular Actress
- Ada Nicodemou, Home And Away, Seven Network
- Anna Torv, The Newsreader, ABC
- Bojana Novakovic, Love Me, BINGE and FOXTEL
- Deborah Mailman, Total Control, ABC
- Kitty Flanagan, Fisk, ABC
- Sophie Dillman, Home And Away, Seven Network
It’s nice to see Kitty Flanagan nominated here for her brilliant sitcom Fisk, but she faces stiff competition from the likes of Anna Torv and Deborah Mailman.
Graham Kennedy Award For Most Popular New Talent
- Alessandra Rampolla, Married At First Sight, 9Network
- Carlos Sanson Jr, Bump, Stan
- Matt Evans, Home And Away, Seven Network
- Melanie Bracewell, The Cheap Seats, Network 10
- Tony Armstrong, News Breakfast, ABC
- Will Lodder, Love Me, BINGE and FOXTEL
Nice to see Melanie Bracewell nominated, but no love for the lightning-fast quips of Tim McDonald?
Most Popular Entertainment Program
- Anh’s Brush with Fame, ABC
- Gogglebox Australia, FOXTEL
- Hard Quiz, ABC
- Lego Masters Australia, 9Network
- The Masked Singer Australia, Network 10
- The Voice Australia, Seven Network
In case you think Tom Gleeson has a chance at this one too, Googlebox beat Hard Quiz in the equivalent category in 2019. Bad luck, Tom!
Most Popular Panel or Current Affairs Program
- 7.30, ABC
- Australian Story, ABC
- A Current Affair, 9Network
- Four Corners, ABC
- The Front Bar, Seven Network
- The Project, Network 10
We never expected to see 7.30 and The Front Bar nominated in the same category, but that’s the Logies for you!
Most Popular Comedy Program
- Aftertaste, ABC
- Fisk, ABC
- Have You Been Paying Attention?, Network 10
- Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell, ABC
- The Hundred with Andy Lee, 9Network
- The Cheap Seats, Network 10
In a Most Popular… category you’d expect a show from a commercial network to win. But will it be The Hundred or one of Working Dog’s shows? Also worth noting that The Weekly hasn’t been nominated here.
Most Outstanding Entertainment or Comedy Program
- Hard Quiz, ABC
- Lego Masters Australia, 9Network
- Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell, ABC
- The Masked Singer Australia, Network 10
- The Voice Australia, Seven Network
By rights, Mad As Hell should win this, but with reality and quiz shows in the mix, this could go anywhere. Have You Been Paying Attention? won the equivalent category in 2019. Also worth noting that The Weekly hasn’t been nominated here either. Maybe whoever draws up the list of nominees reads this blog?
Sadly, there’s been no news yet on whether Tony Martin will be doing his comedy Logies voiceover work again. On the plus side, there’s been no announcement saying someone else will be doing it either.
Desperation of a (Gruen) Nation
Are some things too important to be left to the marketing department? That’s the kind of question you won’t hear asked on Gruen – the series where the sales team is king and all of human behaviour can be reduced to a shonky hustle from a second-rate scam artist. So of course, the ABC has wheeled it back out to cover the current Federal election. Because what could be more politically important in 2022 than sales techniques?
Same host, same jokes, slightly different panel but don’t worry, Neo-Nazi enabler Todd Sampson is still there telling us he doesn’t care about who wins the election. Because why would he? Oh right, the Nazi stuff.
After close to a decade of sticking to a good thing, there’s no real point examining the Gruen format. Which is ironic, because examining formats while having zero interest in the content is the entire rationale of the Gruen series. And look where it’s gotten them!
Unfortunately – well, in theory at least – in turning their attention to the current federal election they’ve foolishly taken on a subject where their audience actually do care about the steak as well as the sizzle. Worse, they’re now competing with the rest of Australia’s media when it comes to ignoring the substance of the election. Yeah, we’ve got a real intellectual Clash of the Titans going on there.
The problem with Gruen Nation is that everyone’s coverage of the election – and politics in general – is focused on the marketing. That’s because Australia has a massive disconnect in the media: most of News Corp’s product is aimed at working class types, but News Corp’s product is 110% about propping up the LNP, who are actively opposed to treating workers as anything more than serfs.
That means most of the political coverage in Australia can’t focus on policies, because they’re supporting a side whose policies work against their audience. So everything you get out of News Corp is focused on marketing – personalities, gaffes, whatever – because if they talked policies their audience might possibly think “hang on, giving poor people more money is… bad? But I’m poor and need more money!”
Gruen Nation might be of some use to its audience if it talked about that. But of course not: it’s just a lot of political anecdotes from fixers providing insights like “the general public don’t help with election campaigns” and “jingles work if they’re catchy”.
If they had people on who were actually passionate about their side of politics, then it’d just be a news program. So instead we get a collection of slightly creepy, totally cynical types letting us peek behind the curtain, delivering the central plank of Gruen‘s platform: letting their viewers think they’re smarter than everyone else.
Sadly for us, their version of “smarter” means “too smart to give a shit”, which is kinda bullshit when we’re talking about the political direction of the country for the next few years. Worse, these are the people who’ve been telling us for three years that Scott Morrison – a man who, let’s be honest, is widely loathed and largely speaks backyard gibberish – is a campaign genius.
No real surprise then that Gruen Nation seemed to largely be a fan of the Liberal’s campaign ads (which really do need to be pretty good considering the record they have to defend). And if the LNP lose the election? These “experts” continue on their merry way, their abject failure to get it right doing no harm whatsoever to their highly-paid careers.
Basically, Gruen Nation is once again presenting us with a collection of upper middle class types telling the rest of us we’re suckers, only this time the assumption is that we’re too stupid to vote for our own best interests. And maybe they’re right. But why waste half an hour of your time being told you’re an idiot?
After all, The Weekly‘s on next.
Surfing the Dark Web
Aunty Donna spin-off Grouse House is currently featuring Hot Department: Dark Web on its YouTube channel. This series, written by and starring Melbourne-based comedy duo Hot Department (Honor Wolff and Patrick Durnan Silva), with additional writing by Liam Fitzgibbon, parodies pop culture consumed online – TikTok dance videos, Netflix, porn, film clips, YouTube ads – but with a dark spin. It’s sort of what Black Mirror would have been like if Aunty Donna had made it.
Of the six videos released so far (at the time of writing there are two more to come), the best are Hot Singles, Sad Women, Jamantha Greene – My Lamp ft. Mikey T and TikTok. Pizza Ad and Stepmom Blues are less successful.
Hot Singles, which guest stars Aunty Donna’s Broden Kelly, concerns a man (Kelly) who interacts with an online ad featuring a “hot single in his area” (Wolff) but gets more than he bargained for. Along the way, there are good parodies of various genres of online porn, as well as the invasive advertising for them, all in the style of a cinema thriller. Kelly gives his usual stilted-but-funny performance, while Wolff displays a lot of range as her character evolves from an invasive advertising character to a homely mum.
Sad Women, while perhaps a bit long, is a decent parody of a Netflix historical drama. In this case, one that bears a lot of similarities to Call the Midwife. Two nurses (Wolff and Durnan Silva) find themselves unable to sleep and start talking about how they’re tired of nursing and want adventure. Being based in a convent-run hospital in the 1950s, their options are limited, but then they find a way to both have an adventure and satisfy themselves. Watch out for the cameo from Rhys Nicholson.
Jamantha Greene – My Lamp ft. Mikey T is a parody of a film clip aimed at teenage girls. Jamantha (Durnan Silva) is hosting a sleepover and singing about her lamp, but her mum (Wolff) keeps interrupting as she has an important job interview in the morning. Watch out the enjoyable cameo from Mark Bonnano as rapper Mikey T.
TikTok features two twenty-somethings who also TikTok together. Zane (Durnan Silva), the entitled, attention-seeking son of a man who invests in oil, complains that his housemate (Wolff) is constantly mourning the recent death of her Nana June. Following an unsuccessful attempt to connect to June via séance, Zane films his ill-advised TikTok dance tribute to June but fails to notice that the séance wasn’t quite as unsuccessful as he’d thought. There’s plenty to enjoy here, particularly Durnan Silva’s ridiculous TikTok moves.
Pizza Ad starts off as a parody of a YouTube ad that you might mistake for a real one if it didn’t go on for far too long. The son of a pizza shop owner (Durnan Silva) fronts an ad for the shop but proves himself to be an incompetent presenter. This eventually segues into the son becoming a successful musician. There are some decent ideas in this, and it’s hard not to enjoy the punchline, but overall, it’s a bit of a mess, relying on weak gags to prop up the flimsy storyline.
Stepmom Blues, a parody of an eighties porn video in which a young man (Durnan Silva) gets it on with his stepmother (Wolff), should also be a lot better than it is, and suffers from some of the same problems as Pizza Ad: it’s too long and the storyline’s a mess. Even the creepy cameo from Zachary Ruane can’t save this one.